The UK's Next Elected Prime Minister: A 71-Year-Old Wheat Farmer?

Introducing the most famous Brit no one knows yet

Things are getting spicy on the island with the most sensitive of taste buds.

The current Prime Minister is Keir Starmer finished.

Five of his ministers resigned last week, and the buzzards are circling, including a.) his former Health Minister (another buddy of Jeffrey Mandelson, who was pedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s bestie), b.) his former Deputy Prime Minister (a woman with no qualifications for the job, who recently dodged some tax trouble), and c.) the current mayor on Manchester (the self-proclaimed “King of the North.”)

Starmer’s options:

1. Beg, bribe, and threaten his MPs to continue to back him.

2. Let the Labour Party decide his fate with an internal vote, in which case he will likely lose and one of the three challengers listed above will become the unelected PM.

3. Nuke his party for turning on him, call a general election, and watch his party get destroyed at the ballot box.

Even if he somehow staves off a Labour Party rebellion via #1 or #3, when the 2029 election rolls around, British voters will not be giving him a second turn.

So what are the other options?

• No eyes are on Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch. Her “conservative” globalist party mauled the country like a rabid jaguar for fourteen years and won’t be re-elected for at least a generation.

• No eyes are on the Liberal-Democrat leader Ed Davies. The party is full of pro-European globalists who can’t decide where they stand, with their party leader having to resort to Slip ’N Slides and bungee jumping to draw attention in the last election.

• Some eyes are on Green leader Zack Polanski, a Polish Jew who hates Israeli, loves Islam, and has been dodging taxes for the past three years. The most exposure he gets, the worse his party does, because, frankly, he is nuts. Open borders + free-for-all drugs doth not a nation make.

• Most eyes are on Reform leader Nigel Farage, a blowhard fake-right-wing carnival barker with crypto sponsors and alleged ties to Russia.

At present, polls suggest Reform is going to crush all comers at the 2029 election.

But there’s one tiny little problem:

A wheat farmer from the Cotswolds.

In 2029, he’ll be 71.

He used to be a member of Nigel Farage’s Reform party, until he realized that Farage is just a globalist opportunist and not a real conservative, and when Lowe started diverging from the Reform line, Farage booted him from the party, called the police, and tried to politically assassinate Lowe.

It failed spectacularly.

The curmudgeonly old farmer snapped back like a Rottweiler, threatened to sue, started his own party called Restore UK, and absolutely crushed the Reform party in all ten of its seats at the local elections last week.

The man’s name is Rupert Lowe.

He worked for a bunch of huge (and hugely evil) London city banks before moving into old-age-home profiteering, then into directorships of various land-lordy-type rentier extraction schemes, then chaired the Southampton Football Club. Bagging a net worth in the £30 million range to perpetually reap unearned profits off the backs of workers, he settled into Cotswoldian farming and a seat in Parliament.

Restore UK

The farmer’s platform can be summarized:

1. “Reverse mass immigration through large-scale deportations: Prioritise detaining and deporting all illegal migrants (estimated up to 2 million), foreign criminals, and non-contributors (IE those on benefits, unable to speak English, or failing to integrate). Abolish the asylum system. Introduce a “Red List” for high-risk countries.

2. Abolish inheritance tax, slash corporation tax, slash public services. (He’s a huge fan of Margaret Thatcher.)

3. Scrap Net Zero goals so energy companies can drill and frack.

4. Ban the burqa/niqab, Sharia law/courts, and cousin marriages, restore self-defence rights so British people can protect themselves from Muslim violence.

5. Have a referendum to reinstate the death penalty.

6. Outlaw Digital ID.”

As you can imagine, this platform has proven extremely popular with rich people, shareholders, the working class who see their houses/jobs/benefits going to non-Brits, the countless families who’ve children have suffered horrors at the hands of the r*ape gangs, anyone who hates seeing their high street get taken over by ethnic gangs, anyone who doesn’t want Orwellian surveillance, and anyone who wants fewer than 9.6 million crimes to be committed per year. Basically 80% of British people want these things.

To his domestic and foreign detractors who call him racist, Islamophobic, etc, he repeatedly says just three words:

“I don’t care.”

His supporters have a more charming slogan:

“Aim high, vote Lowe.”

Restore’s polling already hovers near 10%, even though Rupert’s name recognition is still extremely low and Restore doesn’t even appear on most polling surveys.

Reform are quaking in their boots.

They’ve even scaled back their flamboyant branding and copied Restore’s low-key fonts in their advertising.

The battle royale takes place on June 18th in a little constituency called Makerfield.

Makerfield is a traditionally working-class area in Greater Manchester in the northwest of England.

Until last week, it was the seat of MP Josh Simons, a devious colluder in Starmer’s inner circle who led a technocrat think tank to purge the party of progressives and tried to foist Orwellian digital ID on the British people.

Simons, sensing blood in the water, resigned his seat so Andy “King of the North” Burham can run in a by-election, not doubt in exchange for perks and positions in the future.

If Burham wins, he becomes an MP and can trigger a leadership contest to challenge Starmer, aiming to become the country’s unelected PM.

Rupert Lowe is having none of it.

• Restore has declared they’ll run a candidate, a local businesswoman.

• Reform is running a candidate (a plumber) to not appear weak, and is bemoaning Restore for “splitting the right vote,” as though they are automatically entitled to votes without earning them.

• Labour is running Andy Burham, with Burham’s backers throwing the kitchen sink at Makerfield in hopes of overthrowing Starmer.

• The Green party wants to capitalize on their momentum and continue to cannibalize the left-Labour vote.

• The Cons and Lib-Dems will run candidates to pretend they’re still relevant.

• Even the Monster Raving Looney Party has fielded a candidate.

If Labour loses, Andy Burham can’t challenge Keir Starmer.

If Reform loses, it puts them on the back foot while Restore grabs all the momentum.

The stakes are high for the two leading parties.

Everyone is going to throw everything at this.

This might be the highest turnout by-election in U.K. history.

Rupert Lowe‘s challenges

1. He’s a Margaret Thatcher fan. Even most conservatives not begrudgingly admit that selling off the nation’s assets for pennies on the dollar, only to have them be rented back to us for top dollar, was a terrible idea.

2. He’s in favor of the death penalty. As a Christian, I cannot brook the killing of anyone because Christians believe humans are created in the image of God. Lock murderers in prison for life and make them work to pay their own way and their economics costs to society. The death penalty sends a message to your nation that humanity isn’t a thing worth protecting at all cost.

3. His policies lead to more neofeudal rentier extraction. Lowe wants to make it easier for parasitic investors to bid up and monopolize the nations assets in order to extract more interest, rents, and profits. More vampires ≠ more wellbeing.

4. Like everyone else, he’s ignoring the fundamental economic problem. Because of inflation, tax money buys less each year — guaranteeing tax rises, service cuts, more crime, worse pay, and a rising cost of living for all… forever. He needs to abolish fractional reserve. No more letting bankers inflate the money supply by printing money out of thin air.

5. He’ll continue to punish working, employment, spending, development, and entrepreneurship, while rewarding parasites. He should abolish income tax, national insurance, VAT, council tax, and business rates, replacing them with Georgist land value taxes, economic rents taxes, and Pigovian charges on negative externalities. This is fundamental justice and great economics.

6. Did I mention he’s a Margaret Thatcher fan?

He’s touched a nerve

Whether cosmopolitans, globalists, liberals, and internationals like it or not, the indigenous British family are a deeply conservative bunch.

But they haven’t had a genuinely traditional, paternalist, country-loving, moderate, pragmatic conservative option since Harold Macmillan in 1957–1963.

Some people think Rupert Lowe is the chosen one, the “true” conservative to counter the popular Farage fake-conservativism.

While there’s no doubt Lowe is the only man in Parliament who is serious about protecting Brits from immigrant crime and violence, Lowe’s brand of conservatism is actually more of a mix of laissez‑faire, small state, market-is-God neoliberalism than real British conservatism. His economics mathematically cannot fix Britain’s myriad economic problems.

Will a septuagenarian wheat farmer be the next elected Prime Minister of the United Kingdom?

Makerfield might give us a hint.

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