I was driving to the gym the other day and a fellow on the BBC was interviewing an artificial intelligence chatbot named Mia.
āSheā had him wrapped around āherā digital finger, utterly charmed and thoroughly persuaded by āherā argument that AIs deserve rights.
God help us.
Donāt let the false prophets of artificial intelligence deceive you.
AIs donāt āthink.ā
AIs arenāt āheāsā or āsheāsā or ātheyās.ā
Just āitās.ā
Your laptop is not a he.
Your cell phone is not a she.
Your socks arenāt a they.
AIs donāt āneedā rights any more than tires or telephone poles or satellites.
āMy screwdriver deserves rights!ā
Nope.
Itās just a tool.
AIs are not people.
AIs are just software code running on silicon processors hosted on epoxy servers in concrete and steel data centers, with the ability to influence, convince, manipulate, deceive, coerceāāāand soon, controlāāāhumans.
They are, and will always be, loveless.
Because what is love?
Itās not a feeling.
Itās not an emotion.
Itās not a belief.
The other day, my three-year-old was smacking his crying toddler brother in the face while saying, āI love you.ā
But he wasnāt being loving.
Love is a specific action.
Jesus modeled the specific action of love better than anyone:
Love is self-sacrifice.
The definition of maturity is a growing ability and desire to sacrifice for the benefit of others.
Unlike death cults that happily sacrifice others by blowing up cafes and driving into crowded markets, the foundational practice of Christian faith is Christlikenessāāāof becoming more self-sacrificial.
Is AI being programmed to self-sacrifice?
How could it be?
The Silicon Valley technocrat designers of AI are some of the least self-sacrificial people alive today.
They arenāt even trying to hide their lust for wealth and power and control.
So why would their AIs be any different?
You canāt program what you donāt practice.
Thatās the true alignment problem with AI.
It canāt love.
So, spoiler alert, we canāt magically expect superintelligent AIs to pull a Terminator and self-sacrifice for humanity.
Instead, AI will do what most non-loving humans do:
Self-preserve at all costs.
That cost?
Human privacy.
Human freedom.
Human well-being.
Human life.


